in the entire smash bros history no screenshot will ever surpass this one








This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

Question∯ Go the hell to sleep nerd jesus. Answer

To be honest I think I could still use more after that bUT-

The actions of you and your cronies have directly and indirectly caused a butt-ton of trouble/grief for me, and for the few others I care about. To be honest, I’ve never liked you, but other peoples’ affections ‘n whatnot had forced me to stay and deal with it for quite some time. No longer. We’ve all recognized the errors of your ways, and thus, on separate paths you and I part. I WOULD wish you luck in cleaning up your act, but I’m fairly certain you’re too single-minded to make any sort of change.

Good friggin’ riddance.

(Source: nepetafancy)



What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors



∯ || You told me once that I was the only person on that team you might consider a friend… I can say now that I should have taken you at your word long ago.

∯ || I wish we had more occasion to speak. I can’t say I’ve ever disliked your company.

∯ || Leave the van Gogh works be; you’re going to give him an ulcer.


in the entire smash bros history no screenshot will ever surpass this one



what’s up with girls that feel the need to destroy the “weak fragile ego of a man” to feel empowered. how insecure do you have to be for the only way to feel confident is by ruining the confidence of others. how bitter are you if you can only feel special by hurting others.